Attractive lady finds constitution draft

This scholar - whose middle name is Updike! - found some drafts and bits and bobs from the genesis of the US Constitution!

Among the tasty tidbits found in the scratchings:

The Bible's the Bible and the Constitution is something else. Don't blend
them, trash!



Ev'ryone should be made to read one+ goode books during a week's
time.



"Lest" rhymes with "nest" and is not verily spoken as "least."



If there comes some sort of magical talking type-box machine, one should
partake of somethinge called Nick Eddy Does Relent and send him farthings or
[illegible]

To posit the idea that just anyone, especially one whose goal in the life
of a society is to be a versicator on Sportscenter, can also lead a great nation
is a treasonous fallacy.


The smart persons should be armed, not the cretinous hoards of the
meth-mawed.

Also found: a to-go order for some "latkes and Olde Bay seasoning."