Come, see a pig slowly destroy the world

Picci, a monster, likes to run outside at any available opportunity. But given that she is a violent, boorish cretin, when she wants in, she wants the fuck in.

To that end, over the last year and a half she has been systematically destroying our kitchen screen door. Oh, there is no stopping her. That's a really cute thought, though.

I suppose hat one of these Saturdays I will have to take the door off, take it apart and pound the screen frame back to some sort of shape with a rubber mallet, which would be a masochistic ecstasy for me, probably.

But WHY? It will all just happen anew.

She's probably tearing your hide-a-bed apart right now out there somewhere, whoever you are.