Wednesday, November 26, 2008
Talcy Malcy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xujYAWqyp-4
(had never seen this!)
This was also the year the Mets were in the playoff and series, and the whole of Laguardia was riveted to the bar TVs and shouts were going up as good things happened for the Mets.
Glad to be alive today
"I'm going to see Aunt Chlorys this week, let her see I survived the wrath of the Huns!"
"Not so fast, Bertram..."
So, see, things are actually good. I mean, chances are, if you look away from this screen for a second (and I wouldn't, because I am constantly doing, uh...things to make language, um, good) and peer outcher windle, I would give you five-to-one odds that no one is being murdered out there or anything. Calm down! Gratitude!
WE LIVE IN AN AGE WHERE WE HAVE TIRAMISU-FLAVORED COFFEE CREAMER.
I'll let that sink in.
That memory guy who's always on TODAY
Matt Lauer: Let me give you a date...
Beardo: Sure...
ML: June 17, 1976...
B: Okay, right...well, I know that that month, the movie Logan's Run came out. And on that date in 1972, they arrested the men who did the Watergate break-ins...
ML: Wow, that's amazing! You remember EVERYTHING!
BULLSHIT! I want to know news from the actual day, what he had for lunch, what he watched on TV, how he felt wistful when seeing a rabbit in his yard and was saddened that he never had a rabbit as a boy...none of this generality crap that anyone could do, with a weekend to prepare and a World Almanac.
All in all, better than watching Ann Curry climb the face of Devil's Tower, I suppose. But ANNOYING!
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Take a cue from your own tee shirt, brah
Monday, November 24, 2008
Why this is the greatest week in the history of the universe
Fenster!
What I really need to know here, and I already consulted the script to no avail (either I mis-hear or he adlibbed or something), is about a particular marble-mouthed mangling du Fenster. After Yunioshi (Pete Postlethwaite, who also RULES) tells them that they are all beholden to Keyser Soze for perceived harms done, the gang sits shaking heads and pondering...then Fenster says something like...well,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01sJxF9ys2I&feature=related
See, I thought it was "peerless butcher," and it's close to that. I'm still going to walk around saying "peerless butcher," because it is a free country for now and I can misremember movie dialogue for as long as I see fit.
Friday, November 21, 2008
Frankie
A sorta-irritating Friday afternoon noo-rock roundup!
Shocked that the TV on the Radio record is excellent, as has been extolled everywhere. I steer clear of these guys, or have, because they look like they are going to joylessly spout polemics and/or if you met them they'd want to talk about gear or something. Guitar models, pedals, etc (shudder). I always feared Mathrock from them as well, since the people I know who love them will also praise the awful Battles in the same breath. But this record is just great and bears many listenings. "Family Tree" is particularly gorgeous... [hey! forgot to mention {typing this three days later} that these guys calling their first LP OK Calculator was hilarious and still gets the corners of my cynical mouth turning upward whenever I think of it! Okay, carry on!]
Probably the biggest surprise of the last 150+ years is how good the new Killers record is. These guys I've always thought pretty weak, and there is only one true Killers, as we know (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipbobacFiUY). But whether it's hanging around the UK all the time or proximity to Neil Tennant, something has turned them around 180 degrees from the crappy Springsteen-lite of their last LP. This has all the glistening 80s-ness (and some surprising "surprise" chords) of prime PSB and is indeed the best Thanksgiving-time new release since Beauty Stab! Mind you don't step on my obtuseness!
Outta nowhere (well, Idolator) I hear of Army Navy, who's self-titled LP is of a piece with such late-eighties stalwarts as the Cavedogs, House of Freaks, Reivers and (swoon) Let's Active, with a touch of someone else (Stephen Duffy?) I can't place and some lacerating lead guitars. If it were 1988, I would sit around skipping class and playing euchre to this, and watch Geraldo getting his nose broken.
Have only heard the three songs these guys have on their myspace, but cannot wait for the January release by the Australian band the Ronson Hangup, because they are actually called the Ronson Hangup.
And, as I am a pantywaist (had you noticed?), I was so happy to learn just this morning of a new Veils record coming early in the new year, as excited as I was for the Dears record and,as we know, I loved that. Plus Finn (Fin, with one n, maybe? I dunno), the singer, is Barry Andrews's kid, the Barry from Shriekback/XTC. So, yes, I look forward to wintry walks to the deli listening to a new LP by these. Here are two oldies from their first two discs (in order below):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIi2EGNGp6I
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugOkKZQbZBk
Topical
I had also said in an earlier post how I like Elizabeth Peyton; so much so, in fact that I have yet to give the book of her art that arrived a couple of weeks ago a thorough perusal (same with Eggleston tome, which arrived yesterday). But I have to say I got a Warhol-y frisson from this portrait from this just-past summer, because a.) it's SO well done and b.) it flies in the face of most other topical art in that it isn't chastening me about the world's water supply or vanishing hardwoods or whatever:
Yes, it's Michelle O. with one of the girls listlessly flopped over her lap, listening to her dad give his acceptance speech. The rendering of mom's dress here, in particular, is ORGANZIC.
Label name
Mega-nerd spotted at Gene roast!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZmoVKswuviE
is pretty funny, sure, but sit tight until approx. 3:20 and look at the crowd laugh/reaction shot and there's a dude sitting there in Ace Frehley makeup!
Um, what?
Such a superfan that he thought it would be a MUST to suit up for the roast? Is it Tommy Thayer? A sicky stalker who vows to dress as Ace at every Gene S public appearance on the chance that the Demon will see him in his peripheral vision and know that, yes, someone remembers WHAT HE AND PAUL HAVE DONE?
"Hey, man! The Ace Frehley roast is over at the courthouse!"
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Prince in exile
Who was it who wrote "If I Was Your Girlfriend?"
Now, I understand how one can get cranky as hits dry up. Really I do. And I am mostly on your side, staunchly! I mean, I was there in 1993 telling people that "Pink Cashmere" was good, I suffered the indignities of your taking "rappers" into your employ...hell, I even drove through an airborne toxic event (http://www.ohiohistorycentral.org/entry.php?rec=1632) to go see Under the Cherry Moon, and liked it! So I've been with you for a while. I even held out hope that when you slayed at the Superbowl, it was the beginning of a new Purple Era!
I sincerely hope, then, that your comments were, as you say, taken out of context. Cos you know, the New Yorker's fact-checking is among the worst (koff). But if you have nothing nice to say, kindly shut up. Many who love(d?) you still cling to the idea that the faulty hit-machine in your li'l noggin will one day reboot. But it doesn't help your cause to spew cheesy venom at a lot of folks whose lifestyles you pilfered from to your great gain.
I mean, c'mon.
"You won't see this again."
Wednesday, November 19, 2008
Je ne regrette rien, BUT...
[cell phone buzzes]
Me: "Hello?"
[tentative old lady voice]: "Garret?"
Me: "Oh, I think you have the wrong number."
[t.o.l.v]: "Oh, thank you. [excessive amount of shuffling noise on way to hanging up of phone, as if caller was in a box of off-brand kleenex]
What SHOULD have happened, but for my slow, dimwitted ways:
[cell phone buzzes]
Me: "Hello?"
[tentative old lady voice]: "Garret?"
Me: "Oh, I think you have the wrong number...oh, wait- unless you said, did you say McGarrett??"
Youth [is] a period of missed opportunities. - Cyril Connolly.
So is near-middle age, Cyril.
So is near-middle age.
FIN.
All the fruit lined up
Scales have, over the years, been re-lifted from my eyes (indeed, the group's dents on my consciousness have receded; not for nothing is the first volume of my imaginary autobiography [birth through 1989] called Ralph Lauren Was My KISS) as they went from the exciting and necessary original 1996 reunion to the Real Two Plus Ace's Guitar Tech and Eric Carr's Replacement In Makeup Playing Steve Ballmer's Birthday Party Fun Band. Stop it! For the love of God.
Then, yesteday, the NME reports the non-story that Paul says they "may record new material." That the "new" Thayer/Singer-equipped lineup (been at it since, what? 2002?) was exciting! This despite Gene recently intoning that they would record no new material until Internet file-swipers were put down! Until the Internet DRIED UP! Or something.
As if, were they to have even one "anthem" that could arouse the masses (before being quickly repurposed at a princely sum for, I dunno, the NHL) they wouldn't break land speed records to get to the studio.
Oy!
True Democracy
Widowmaker
That said, all I remember from Seek My Face is a detailed description of someone making tuna salad, and I put the atypically topical Terrorist away with a sigh upon realizing at one point that I was reading about a NJ high school counselor's morning reflections while looking out a window. Yes, suspenseful.
So, with a completist's obligation I cracked the unnecessary sequel The Widows of Eastwick, and hey! Guess what? It's good, at least two-thirds through! I wasn't fond of the predecessor, which seemed (ha!) to suffer from an overreliance on the blurring Joycean proto-psychedelia of Couples. But this crisp book has all sorts of good ruminations on regret and aging. If one is in the mood for that. Also, the travel sequences (characters go to China, Egypt and, um, Canada), while well-written, seem (heh) more like JU writing school themes on What He Did on his Last Three Vacations.
But who cares? The man's written 50+ books and I've done none! And until the awful, unimaginable day when his name shows up in the red reverse box across the top of CNN.com, I will continue to devour his stuff (after this, I will exclusively read Babar books [?]).
Plus, guess who is ahead of the curve and ready for the NEW NORMAL? Take that, Tom Wolfe!:
[Lord, in my slavish garrulousness, I forgot the original raison debt for this post! In his chidingly nitpickish way, Updike nails something in society at large that utterly sucks:
The mailbox, one of those new squat plastic ones molded in one piece with its
post and therefore impervious to the roaming vandals who batter metal detachable
ones, proclaimed in white stick-on letters THE LITTLEFIELD'S. The ignorant
apostrophe annoyed Alexandra.
Score one for the good guys!]
Scots
I tend to steer clear of most radio sessions and Peel sessions and the like because, like one Pat Bateman, I'm not crazy for live music. I like studio versions, the way God intended. But a new Belle and Sebastian release needs to be inspected (and, ha! Just realized I've still never checked out the live If You're Feeling Sinister thing, which proves a.) how much I dislike live albums and b.) I stick to my guns), and I can gladly attest that the unreleased tracks on this are stellar. All four of them. Critics will yearn for the early sloppy days after hearing this, as opposed to the in-the-pockety B&S of The Life Pursuit and the present. But this just underscores how the band have quietly pulled off The Beatles Trick of a Career of Two Halves: early days and late days. Plus the cover: Isobel in a child's wading pool in the studio? NONE MORE TWEE!
Monday, November 17, 2008
Flamboyant!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcqDjFBGtzk
Rather more complicated than something like:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEG413qVY2I
Life is short
But, as I say, time does fly all too quickly, so I doubt I will ever have the time (to say nothing of the inclination) to read his latest:
unless I just became SO insanely curious that I would just have to have a glance at it to determine why the cover was absolutely cribbed from:
I mean, WHY?????!
A couple of pointless lists
Smashed by Coren Zailckas: This autobiographical tale of a "drunken girlhood" made me nuts, especially when she gets to the end of her tale and just quits drinking. I wonder all the time if she's still dry. She goes to a bldg where there is an AA meeting, freaks at the people standing around smoking, then goes home to her drummer boyfriend. Maybe twice; I forget. BUT, where I was driven to throwing was in the acknowledgements where she thanks Pete Doherty and Carl Barat from the Libertines and (prepare, you just may throw your keyboard out the window) "Windows '95." She thanks Windows 95.
"Song of the Lark"
My pal Chooch says this painting is his current favorite!
Plus it inspired a Willa Cather book of the same name.
He says it speaks to the Czech in him, to which I can only say:
Dobrý den!
(.wav)
Dictionary shenanigans
"Meh" was selected by Collins after it asked people to submit words they use inRich Hall wept! Aren't these just sniglets?
conversation that are not in the dictionary. Other suggestions included
jargonaut, a fan of jargon; frenemy, an enemy disguised as a friend; and
huggles, a hybrid of hugs and snuggles.
Barring "meh," which I use all the the time.
Still, I feel I could make these up. Huggles? Dumb!
What about IMbush, which is when a friend pounces on you via instant message before your desktop icons are even populated? How meh-ta!
Holy mother of god
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/watchmen.html?showVideo=1
Friday, November 14, 2008
Neil Kash'n'Karry's mic etiquette
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCAhclr3ql4
(via gawker, which just isn't as funny in these trying times, is it?)
An open letter to the President-Elect
I understand you're busy and am grateful you are taking time to read this. I am flattered you like my blog. If you like the music I talk about, then maybe when you and the girls are installed in the White House, I can come visit with my 80g external hard drive full of tunes and we can swap. Just don't tell the Justice Dept how I came by so many songs (ha ha)!
I want to say how I appreciate your taking on the onerous task of the Presidency in this seemingly dark and painful stretch for our country's history. However one voted, both you and Senator Biden, and Senator McCain and Governor Palin, deserve to be patted on the back for such willingness to attempt to lead us now.
I understand that you are going to have a heaping plate full of tasks to attend to, what with the bailouts and the wars and the 28-days-later bug probably escaping the CDC even as I type, but I wonder, since we are cyber-chums, if you could see fit to slip an executive order under the doorjamb for your old pal Nick.
I'll just say it:
Do you think it would be possible to get someone to remix and remaster the 1994 Suede album Dog Man Star?
This is the one where Bernard Butler left, yes, before the whole thing was recorded and Brett Anderson supposedly played some of the guitar to finish it and it is sort of thought of among rock congonscenti as a flawed masterpiece, dark like The Empire Strikes Back?
But, you see, Senator, even when I first bought this (on cassette!) it sounded way too sloppily bottom-heavy, and the vocals are flanged in some dumb Ed Buller way and it just sounds lousy. "Mastered lousy," like Todd Rundgren would say. The end result is, when I occasionally try to listen to it, going in thinking surely it was me who was wrong the other 100 times over the years I have stuck it in the player, I still end up going, "Oh, man, this record would be so much better if you could hear it!"
Even in the Lost in TV Suede video comp, when the commentary track is on, the band members say of "New Generation," "Why does this sound so bad?" as if they had never even believed it themselves! And "It's that way on the record!"
Surely one person's government issued healthcare benefits could be spent instead to right this wrong? You can choose the person, even.
Remember: History is the sum total of the things that could have been avoided.
The The
Ahem
Brakes Forever!
BRAKES FOREVER!
Which was, I thought, a very nice way for the business to convey just how excited they were about their article and the implementation thereof..."We love brakes! They help you stop, they keep you from hitting kids on skateboards...running into walls...they're FANTASTIC!"
After a day or so of thinking exclusively on this, I realized it was probably just a lifetime brake service deal being offered, as in "buy a complete brake service now and it's guaranteed for life of your car." Indeed, it wasn't actually a burst of overexuberance at the concept of brakes and braking at all.
OH, WELL!
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Thanksgiving
Here was a squirrel who had had enough!
Enough scrounging for acorns! ENOUGH patiently waiting for the trees to drop their bounty, all manna-like!
He saw an opportunity on a neighborhood porch and he took it.
Later that day I saw a crow dragging a bale of hay across a highway ramp...
I also wonder if the squirrel went back into the underbrush and through some hedges into a subterranean cavern where he was met by some smiling, beneficent harvest deity, someone like this:
(semi-relatedly, I also hope, on a trip we hope to make soon to Chicago, to find a inexpensive but great-quality large no-stick frying pan at a neighborhood kitchen supply shop, and to dither with myself about whether to buy a microplane or a mandoline, then, that night to decide, yes, I should have bought both; but on returning the next day to purchase these items, to find a vacant lot, just nothing, where the shop had stood. The shop had never been there [eerie wind noise]..!)