Also, I should go get a doctorate in "farm science" or "urban ag." or some such, right?
But then, my more astute readers will remember that I have no undergrad degree! So how do I get around this shortcoming?
Simple: I will just send a link to this blog to various schools (I'm leaning toward Vassar [that's what she said]) as my dissertation. Surely someone will be charmed so that they will give me an honorary doctorate (like Kurt V getting his anthropology whatsit for Cat's Cradle, as mentioned in his Paris Review self-interview). From there, it's just a matter of taking a couple classes and becoming a different sort of doctor, different to whatever doctorate they deign to assign me, for maintining this here e-periodical you are now reading (Humanities, prolly).
Think of it: a farm doctor!
No comments:
Post a Comment