"Being a mother is exhausting -- I'm relaxing on some small tomatoes to take a break!"
"And I'm so glad to have my tiny face out of the sun, I'm gonna call this here my grati-tube!"
"Goddam, let me out! I swear I ain't gonna hurt NOBODY, pudwhacks!"
"I just had a dream that I died, and I went to a bookstore where all the covers were orange. You were there..."
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