Tuesday, September 29, 2009

For the crotchety luddite in your life

Facebook is more than just a less-declasse Classmates.com: it is the Croc shoes for this brace of years, a more socially prevalent and invasive version of that shit late 90's period of zoot suits and shit, but a fad nonetheless. Right, got it. In a year or so, when some jagoff comes out with a device that transmits your thoughts directly to text or something*, Facebook will be as obsolete as the dodo and the film strip.


So, hurry, print this and affix to your "ride" whilst still relevant:


(*and, lawdy, do I ever dread this! The spelling!)

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