.rice

There are all the various - what, I guess they are domains? .com, .net, .gov, .tv...whatever those are called. Not domains...anyway, those are all well and good, but I think there should be a whole 'nother one called .rice with all the space and room an internet suffix provides, but all the sites would be devoted exclusively to mankind's one intractably insoluble problem: how best to reheat white rice from leftover carryout without it being impalatable. Oh, sure, maybe there solutions out there on existing web pages in the world..."helpful hint"-type sights or that EVOO girl. But, when faced with how to reinvigorate a day-old fridge-exsiccated blob, wouldn't it be ten times easier (and, by extension, more comforting) to be able to type .rice at the end of absolutely anything into a browser and be assured that the output would be some of the best-informed rice-revivifying data out there?

I mean, wouldn't it?