Novelty tee update

Okay, the other week we got rid of about 50 clothing items between the two of us...a midsummer's purge. I went through my tee shirts and thought this is a good time to get rid of such pearlers as "WRAP YOUR ASS IN FIBERGLASS - DRIVE A VETTE!," which Cory bought ca. 1994. That sort of thing. I have mentioned before that, while I rarely actually wear them, the novelty tees just sort of accrete around me, and, as evinced by this last purge, they are nearly impossible to get rid of.

That said, NEED this:

ALSO, what the world really needs (or, more locally, what I really need) is a Jared Harris-as-Lane tee: