I need to re-get the August or maybe September 1992 issue of The Face (Neneh Cherry cover) because it has an article on the gangs of Brooklyn street kids who spent all their time stealing Ralph Lauren shit...Lo-life! You know it!
I have a few Ralph items. Even my mom has noticed. "Why...why so..."
"Why what, Mom?"
"Why so much...Ralph?"
"BECAUSE IT'S LIKE GARANIMALS FOR ADULTS! I KNOW I WILL LOOK OKAY WITH A BUNCH OF RALPH CRAP ON AND I'M SCARED, OKAY!?? PLUS YOU KNOW I HAVE AN ADDICTIVE PERSONALITY!" Then I knock her spittoon away.
Wait! Where was I?
Anyway, after my knowledge of the Lo-Life kids, all those years ago, turns out that Thirstin Howl III (for it is he) has a full-on documentary on this phenom, which, I'm apprised, I can order from his web site!
Xmas can't come too soon!
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