Scenes from a nursing home

Very nice case worker lady: "So this is where you put your initials if you
DON'T want any measures taken if you code. Do you want measures
taken?"

Mom: "God, no..."

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Very nice case worker lady: "So this is where you put your init-"

Don: [grabs pen out of her hand, makes necessary marks to be put down as
soon as this afternoon]