"I woke up and thought it was Sunday so I started dressing for church, then I got the paper in and saw it was Thursday, so I went back to bed."
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- Weekend
- Worst idea in human history ever, bar none
- Idea:
- "They took his ears, ma!"
- Fremen for equality
- Maybe this was a huge hit,
- And when did this start?
- Conspiracy!
- Another superpower
- Speaking of basketball: The BEEF Method
- I mean, I'm obviously a TOTAL FAILURE
- You will never be as good a boyfriend/spouse as GABE
- Fancy party
- Overheard:
- NEW THING! Tumblrs I won't be starting
- Have I fooled myself?
- Abstract anguish
- Cobwebs cleared
- Will YOU be this dignified when they take you out?
- Hey! More shit Radiohead!
- Overheard:
- Pandering obscurity
- Beardy
- Whilst out getting orange Gatorade
- Still, all was not lost
- Back from the brink
- "NICKELBACKMANIA" NATIONAL TOUR CANCELLED AS SHOW'...
- Meanwhile, at the sports bar of the near dead
- Oh, Don
- Hmm...
- Happy Valentine's Day, all!
- Two Grammy thoughts
- Oh, Christ - now stuff I ate...lame!
- Viddied
- Ago!
- Frontier woman!
- "Ah'm flyin'!"
- Lovecraft!
- Mind = blown for four dollars (plus shipping)
- Weekend
- If they remake "The Shining" with cats
- It pays to save every last speck of stuff you have...
- Soup proof!
- Overheard:
- The only way I can ensure survival, maybe
- A friend texts:
- Braniac [sic]: an explanation
- New low for Matt
- Petrograd, 1977
- Also serves as a fluffy space heater
- Shite up-do
- Dial F for FURDER
- Just to ruin your good will -
- Where were the men, you ask?
- EPIC WIN!
- Was just me and the ladies
- Spooky scene on way to Superbowl
- This Old House (ca 1840)
- When stepladders have pub names
- The Fifth Element
- Weekend
- NOW I'm depressed
- Overheard:
- If I had to have a point...
- This is where it gets pathetic:
- Mantrap!
- Wait! Sentimentality, the Internet, etc
- Bumper sticker I need to make:
- Sunuvabitch!
- (clears throat; sings:) THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORNIN...
- Ingemar/Saga grown up
- Don's morning!
- Fly, be free, Meg!
- "WHORRRLNT! SCRAAANNNT! ZORP ZORP! RRRRL!"
- Sigh. Then I would watch this:
- If I had had the sense to stay home, I would have ...
- Tree partially down at community garden!
- D_____ Ice City
- ICEDOG!
- Surely?
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