Whilst out getting orange Gatorade

during the Illness, I happened past where the local university was knocking down a car dealership to make room for more sleeping quarters for mouthbreathing Adderall (sp?) addicts:

Which brings another point: if you see cute girls in this neighborhood, they will have out of state plates. Fact! But who are these parents who let their college kids take the Lexus to college with them? One of the Lexuses. Probably. If I were to monetize this site for even a day, would these wealthy people give me all their money?