Forget all the bath salt drugs and loose nukes, it's that goddam Key Lime Pie Flavored Gum that should be keeping you awake at night. A friend was finishing her last piece of this awful stuff last night and I just wanted to cry for her and, indeed, for humankind.
I have not tasted it, but I just bet it tastes like the vomit-a-like concoction called a cement mixer. Remember this? Bailey's and lime juice and you shake your head it curdles and everyone snickers and you have fire extinguisher foam stuck to your teeth?
YUK!
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