Could be aMUSEing, but -

I really can't remember the last "real" rock concert I went to, that is: one not in a club. Like a full-on, laser-equipped throwdown...maybe Kiss, ca 1997? Second year of the return of make-up.

Hmm. Now I see that Muse is coming to a venue less than sixty miles from here in something like October or November. I like Muse quite a bit...and I would guess the type of kid who goes to a Muse show would be less put off to see ol' grandad Nick bopping his head than would the kids who go see, I dunno, some even more mall-riffic, like Green Day or something.

But what if the kids who go to such a show are actually cool or even real, look like this and stuff:

I'd get run out on a rail! Best to stay home and read.