American flag, schlamerican dag! The lapel pin to beat is this:
Just imagine coming across a fellow-wearer in the grocery store as you and he/she reach for the same packet of guacomole seasoning stuff! The moment of near mutual congratulation and recognition! Those shy muffled profferings of opinions as to which short stories were best ("'Leaf Season' is my all-time fave!")!
These are desperate dark times, getting moreso, so what better way to stave off ignorance than a Secret Talisman of the Beaked Bard o' Shillington?
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