Monday, August 17, 2009

Band Most Likely To Found in the trunk of a Trabant at the bottom of the Neva



These Russian maniacs called, wait, lemme look, PTVP, have the straight-out-the-pig-iron-smelter cojones to call Putin a "dictator." Dude in the glasses also bravely flaunts a 2003-ish electroclash stylee, but I digress!


Here are some lyrics!


Don't listen to anything/

he always lies to you!/

Putin! Putin! Putin!

A pig will find filth anywhere!


Awright! Doesn't really rhyme or anything, but neither did "the Cambridge Ladies."


Plus their name is not Russian for HPV, as you assumed. It's an acronym for Last Tanks in Paris, which is shit-hot!


I've completely changed my opinion on these cats since I started typing this! Mail them a copy of Frankenchrist before it's too late!

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