Friday, August 7, 2009

Nick Eddy LIES

Wait! I bore false witness! I saw some TV just last Sunday, when over at my mother-in-law's. One of the bride's younger sisters was looking at a marathon on MTV's America's Best Dance Crew. Which I don't understand at all. Top models, maybe. But are "dance crews" springing up organically all over the place? Kids sitting on their asses listlessly in summer backyards suddenly look around and say "Y'all know what? We got ourselves the makings of a dance crew!" [cue Kurtis Blow's "Basketball" over a montage of kids trying on old-skool FILA wear trying to get the Right Look, etc]. Um, what?

When I was a kid, teens took drugs and listened to Bad Brains. Huh.
Anyway, sorry for fibbing out my TV abstinence, if only ever so slightly.

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