1.) Before a trip, pack a bag or satchel with various magazines, digital camera, books, phone chargers, etc:
2.) Incessantly refer to said container as the "Media Bag." As in:
"I went ahead and put the extra bag of Sour Patch Kids in the Media Bag."
or
"Buddy, would you get out my nicotine lozenges?"
"From your purse or the Media Bag?"
3.) Sit back and wait for various punches and pinches, and criticism that not every goddam thing on earth needs to be turned into a Thing or a meme, for Christ's sake (see also: bb guns)!
Don't just take my word for it! Get your own bag, or have your mother-in-law sew one, then bother YOUR spouse. Report back!
Also, DON'T forget to fill your bag with:
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