Not only is this foretold in the Bible ["there will come a time when a cat is of two faces; a gross woman in a red tracksuit will try to lead a great nation; verily, get off the grid and pluck suckers from your tomato plants, for it is relaxing" -Rev. 4:12], but that cat itself is a real dick, I hear...like, you can tell it a secret about some boyfriend trouble or whatever, or how your brother was flirting with your friends and it was creeping them out, and the cat will nod both its faces and be all sympathetic, but then, as soon as you go different directions, she's all on her phone and shit, TELLING your brother what you said with BOTH l'il mouths and calling you a bitch! So she's both literally and metaphorically TWO-FACED!
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