"M.S.R.P."

Oh, god, no wonder car companies are all dying - do they not know how much I hate those commercials where some shrill voice says "20 per cent off MSRP!!!" like I know what that is?

I mean, I know now what it is, but it's so meaninglessly jargon-y. Just say the words. Like "hemi" and that stupid commercial where the dad points at the engine (I suppose) and says to his baby "Hemi!" Arrgh!

Yes, your son is going to grow up to do masculine shit and not read - I GET IT, I KNEW BY LOOKING AT YOU!

Just saying again that I'm not a fucking animal.