Nick Eddy Relents - STILL not monetized

Yes, I continue to grind out the pithy text for free! Were I to solicit donations, I might come under the thumb of some nefarious powers or some such.

Were I to get an extra 130 bucks, however, I would buy the living shit out of this:

Excited rube: "Wow, cool jersey, man! I didn't know you were that into hockey!"

NE (puzzled): "...hockey?"