Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Heaven on earth

Of course, the very best part of heading through Missouri, Kansas, et al, is the presence of the mighty Quick Trip chain of gas stations/minimarts.

They're all clean, the coffee stations are like the fall of Rome in their luxurious plethora of choices, and the taquitos! Good hell! Does your local east-of-the-Mississip GasHole offer Triple Pepper Salsa as a normal sauce, like ketchup?

Thought not!

I mean, really, all they need to do is get their prairie states licensed for delivery of Cheerwine and I would just pull up a cot and live in the sumbitch.

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