Stop sneering, Kiddo

Uma is grimacing at the thought of what a fat pig I am - but you know that scene in Kill Bill Part 2 where she takes the pregnancy test and then looks at her amazing abs in the bathroom mirror in disbelief? I will have those abs by January 10, 2009. This is even accounting for the planned standing rib roast/foie gras throwdown on NYE. How will I do this? Don't know, but it will happen.