Not SO new, after all

Huh! A quick google proves that "vexting" is not new at all. It's on urbandictionary, even.

So, maybe: Treksting? Phone-talkietalk about Star Trek?

Genuflexting? After a funeral, perhaps.

Going to Zydeco night? See if your friends want to go by Texmexting them?

When the Queen dies, Charles can rext Camilla...

Um...