You know what's going to happen, right? Octomom will continue to hover around the collective national consciousness, maybe getting a reality show here, a child neglect arrest there - until she finally expires, right? In this end-times speed-up we're all in, this should occur by around July. But, see, she will be martyred on the cross of YOUR lust for newsy nuggets and trashy sensation. Then some Milos Forman-type will get the wise idea to make a serious, nation-indicting biopic of this maniac. And who do you think will, by then having slipped a notch in the omnipresent nat'l overmind, be called upon to play the part?Why, Angelina Jolie, natch!
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