Monday, August 18, 2008

It happened at Barnes and Nobles [sic]

Was at a Barnes and Noble yesterday with The Intended and, while waiting to pay, I glanced behind me where there were a teenage blonde and her mook-ish paramour. This guy stood close behind her and had his arms wrapped around her tightly like they were watching Vertical Horizon play their last song of the night at the State Fair. He was kissing her neck, sloppily, as she was sort of making faces that were half-disinterested and half-"not here!"

She was in line to buy a book by Kirk Cameron!:

http://www.amazon.com/Still-Growing-Autobiography-Kirk-Cameron/dp/0830744517/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1219084238&sr=8-1

It was an awful thing to see. Mookhead had a look like "Yeah, you just go ahead and get your God book, girl" and the young lady was all "I hope no one tells Youth Pastors Sara and Jerry about this!"

I really shouldn't go out of the house.

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