Noel Gallagher, aka the Mancunian Bill Wilson

Lars Ulrich is off the co-kaine and he credits Noely G for the kickstart on cleanliness, sez the NME:

He added: "I was very impressed with Noel Gallagher. As you
know, I'm an Oasis fanatic, and Noel was like
[adopts Mancunian accent] 'You know what? No more cocaine!' (Gallagher quit in
1998) and I thought, 'If he can do it, everybody else can do it'.

Now, all we need is for someone to get an intervention going to have them keep all their songs under seven minutes!

This may be too much to ask.